BBC China: My experience as a bridesmaid in China

特写:BBC 记者体验中国式婚礼

维佳和新郎

新郎和新娘向新娘父母敬茶鞠躬

我七年前在上海居住的时候就认识了维佳,没想到我今年能有幸参加她的婚礼,还有份成为伴娘团的一员,一同折磨维佳的丈夫-来自英国韦尔斯的约翰.伍德伯里。

在王维佳出嫁当天, 我穿着一袭乳白色的长裙, 站在新娘家中的阳台上,看到三位西装笔挺、外表英俊的男士站在距离阳台一百米的地方。这无疑是一幕非常浪漫的画面。但是不久后就听到像机关枪一样的一阵响声,原来几百个炮仗投向了前来接新娘的新郎和他的伴郎们,作为欢迎他们的到来。而新娘、伴娘和新娘的家人在等待新郎来的时候,就像出战前的战士一样。

在中国的婚宴,新郎和新娘都需要向每一桌的宾客敬酒。

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In English:

Had we maimed them? Three smart-looking men in suits had appeared 100m from the balcony where I was standing in a full length cream gown. It was a romantic scene. But moments later hundreds of small explosions had gone off sounding like a machine gun. Big red wheels of poppers suspended on a clothes drier greeted the groom and his best men as they tried to approach the apartment where my friend, the bride Wang Wei Jia 王维佳, us – her bridesmaids (阿姨) and her entire family lay in wait like combatants.

But had we gone too far and hurt them or even killed them, blowing them up with the traditional wedding day fireworks? It was impossible to see anyone outside any more because of all the smoke from the gunpowder.  “They have a strange way of treating the wedding party in China” I thought to myself.

A knock at the front door proved the groom had survived but if he was after a warm welcome he had come to the wrong place. The other bridesmaid, Li Yong Jiao 李永姣 leapt to the peep hole and demanded: “Who is it!?”

We knew full well who it was. We had been preparing for his arrival for two hours, but we were going to make him suffer before he could collect his bride. This was my introduction to a Chinese wedding.

I felt privileged to be asked to be maid of honour for my friend Wei Jia whom I met in Shanghai in 2007 when I was working for China Daily.

I didn’t know then that seven years later I would be demanding her boyfriend, John Woodberry from Wales, sing the words of the nursery rhyme Twinkle Twinkle Little Star to the tune of the Chinese national anthem, before I would let him across the threshold to fetch her for their wedding day.

Wei Jia told me to be tough. He had to be put through his paces and made to prove his love, she said.

I had been a bridesmaid three times before at British weddings but I could tell this was going to be unlike anything I had experienced. Testing the groom with press ups, Maths tests, and demands for declarations of love marked the first major difference of what I knew would be an incredible day.

For all the teasing of the beleaguered groom, the love and respect shown to Wei Jia’s parents was awe-inspiring. The mother of the bride has no role in a western wedding ceremony, unlike the bride’s father who is permitted to give his daughter away, escorting her down the aisle. So it was touching to witness the bride and groom bowing and thanking both parents for raising Wei Jia in a tea ceremony. Wei Jia had the chance to formally say goodbye to her mother as she left her old, unmarried life behind. I pitied western mothers who are denied this.

During the ceremony, the symbolic removal of the seed from the lychee in the sweet soup was the first of many reminders through the day of the children expected through the union. Another big difference, I thought. British people are too reserved to say something like “zao sheng gui zi”.

The bride changing dresses five times was another major difference to western weddings. As part of my role I became a doorman – forcing the changing room door shut at the hotel where the wedding took place so that enthusiastic friends and relatives did not barge in and see the bride undressed and then stand chatting to her, delaying proceedings.

I had been told another important task would be to stop the bride and groom drinking too much when they went to each table at the wedding banquet to be toasted by friends and family. I tried to make sure there was more “Gong xi!” than “Gan bei!” but it was a losing battle. And as the bride stormed around each of the 20 or so tables getting merrier and faster, my biggest challenge was keeping up with her to hold the train of her beautiful red and gold embroidered dress. Babies were picked up and kissed, frail, elderly relatives were leant down to and hugged with their shaky hands clutching glasses to clink with the bride and groom’s. Slowly the differences between East and West were evaporating. Two people in love were being celebrated by the people who loved them most.

As I practised the speech I would give later, I looked out of the window of the room in the Ritz Carlton in Shanghai’s financial district of Lujiazui where the bride and groom would sleep. I could see the Oriental Pearl Tower, built in 1994 as a symbol of the new China. Yet glancing over at the bed with its red sheets left covered with eggs, dates and nuts to symbolise fertility, and the characters for double happiness, it was a good reminder that China is taking its traditions into the future. One day, perhaps John and Wei Jia’s future son-in-law will disappear in smoke as he comes to collect his bride, but now when that happens I’ll be able to assure the bridesmaids – “Don’t worry, the groom will survive. In fact it will be the best day of his life”.

Theatre debut: One Acts Festival 12-17 May

OneActs

I will be taking part in the CornerHOUSE One Acts Festival with a play I have written called The Temp and one I am directing called Changes.

I encountered the characters in The Temp as a student in my holidays from university. In the world of the receptionist I learned you underestimate the power wielded by the click of acrylic nail on keyboard at your peril. A scenario that could unpick their self-assuredness was tantalising.

The Temp is the first play I have written – the daughter of fringe impressario Brian McDermott, who started the Bush Theatre.

Tickets are £8 (£6 concessions). There is an additional booking fee for using the Ticket Source website. Tickets can be bought on the night too (subject to availability) at the cornerHOUSE box office. Cash only. Clink on this link to book your tickets. Buy tickets

Latest BBC feature: Domenico Rancadore case: The Mafia boss in the semi next door

House

Italy’s deputy prime minister Angelino Alfano called him “one of the most dangerous fugitives”, but to his neighbours he had been an “ordinary”, “caring”, “lovely” neighbour.

A suburban cul-de-sac of semi-detached maisonettes in west London might seem an unlikely place for a Sicilian Mafia boss to be living.

But in August last year the residents of Manor Waye in Uxbridge discovered the man they thought was Marc Skinner was actually Domenico Rancadore.

The Italian police say he headed a family involved in extortion, racketeering and drug trafficking.

‘Ordinary person’

Joan Hills who lives next door, said she never suspected the double-life Rancadore was living.

“He’s just an ordinary person, a lovely person who I’ve always known,” she said.

She did say, however, that his strong Italian accent and surname did seem to be at odds with one other.

“We used to say Skinner wasn’t a very Italian-sounding name,” she said. “My husband once joked, ‘I think you must be in the Italian Mafia’.”

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Latest BBC feature: London pigeon droppings inspire brooch-maker

Brooch by Frances Wadsworth-Jones

From the ‘Heaven Sent’ collection by Frances Wadsworth-Jones

A young artist being showcased at the Museum of London has found inspiration for jewellery in pigeon droppings.

Frances Wadsworth-Jones from Ealing, west London, creates brooches using crushed precious and semi-precious gems which sell for up to £2,500.

She said it “played on the idea” that bird droppings landing on someone was “lucky”.

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Typhoon Haiyan: The fears of UK Filipinos searching for loved ones

Filipinos in the UK have spoken of their desperate attempts to contact loved ones back home in the wake of typhoon Haiyan.

At least 10,000 people are feared dead and thousands of survivors desperately need food, fresh water and shelter.

More than 120,000 people from the Philippines live in England and Wales, with 44,000 in London.

They have described the heartache and sleepless nights caused by the “national calamity”.

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Open House London: The ‘mad’ idea that went global

This weekend the doors of some of London’s most creative, intriguing and historic buildings will open to the public for free for the 21st year.

But in 1992 when Victoria Thornton started Open House London and looked for participants the response was “No, no, no”, she says.

Today the concept has “snowballed” to include 20 cities around the world.

And even that most famous of houses 10 Downing Street opens later.

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(Published 21 September)

Plan considered for first complete London police museum

Gas masks

Evidence from Jack the Ripper’s murders, death masks, the first truncheons and vintage police cars could be brought together for the first time under plans to create a Metropolitan Police exhibition.

With New Scotland Yard being sold and its private collection from crime scenes needing a new home, the Mayor of London is championing the idea of a new Met Police museum.

At the moment, artefacts from the Met’s 184-year history are in a warehouse, and small, scattered pockets across London largely closed to the public or only viewable by appointment.

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Statue repair report for Jo Good’s show on BBC London 94.9

The Duke of Cambridge's horse

“Whitehall partially blocked: a man is naked atop the equestrian statue”. It has to be one of the strangest tweets the BBC London 94.9 travel team has ever put out. Last year a Ukrainian man was up there for three hours. Jo McDermott returned with a fully clothed man from English Heritage.

Listen: NAKED STATUE DAMAGE REPAIR

Broadcast on 31 July, 2013